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Germany's Military Diary
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Germany's Military Diary
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Germany's Military Diary
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HETALIA
Dear diary.
Today, Italy said he wanted to cook for me.
Germany! Germany!
I'm going to cook something to commemorate us becoming friends.
So do you mind if I use your kitchen?
I don't mind, but try to keep it clean.
Be extra careful with the flour.
Same goes for oil.
Yes, sir!
Oh, don't mind me.
Dear diary.
Today, Italy was attacked by England and France while I was out.
Hey! Quit hitting Italy when I'm not around!
Get back here!
Hit him again, and I'll shape Iona up like a heart!
Take this!
Cut it out!!
That wine freak got away!
Hey. Wait a second, Bulgaria.
You're an axis!
Sorry, I just got a sudden urge to hit him when I looked at his face.
Dear diary.
Today, Italy pulled together his courage to invade Egypt.
Germany's winning most of his battles. I'm not even doing anything in comparison.
Maybe I'll pull myself together and go to Africa.
And so, I came to Egypt!
Hey you, Egypt! Fight me!
Ow! Ow!
Smack Smack
Hey! T-That hurts!
Don't swing around your sword, it's dangerous!
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! That hurts!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I apologize!
And in the end...
...I had to go save him.
Germany! Germany!
Help me! Germany!
Not to mention how busy I was at the time.
And even after that,
everytime Italy screwed up, I ran across the world trying to save him.
But...
I'm at my limit...
That idiot...
He makes pasta in the desert, gets beaten by people using arrows...
He's so damn weak!
And to top it off, I have to clean up the mess every time!
Dammit! I can't stand this any longer!
Someone else can be his babysitter!
But Italy's my only friend...
And I can never tell what the hell Japan is thinking...
Who am I supposed to call...
But Italy's
my only friend...
And I can never tell--
Friends, huh...
Hey hey Vati, give me beer!
Hey hey Mutti, hey hey Mutti!
I can't forget that taste
of the wurst you gave me before!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Look closely, there's Earth!
Might it be Earth?
I'm Germany.
Ah, a fabulous world,
that can be seen with a paintbrush.
Whether it may be games or cleaning,
it's all serious business to me.
Dear diary.
Sunny.
Italy loafed on his training again today.
Germany's extra fired up today, he's scary.
So cute!
Since you live here, you must be Germany's cat!
If only Germany was this cute!
Cats are so cute! Cats! Cats! Cats!
So cute! So cute!!
Sorry, but I'll never be like that.
G-Germany!!
Until next time...
It may or may not be continued.